My name is Sami and I am a gum addict

October 5th 2020

….

How do you know if someone is a gum addict?

Same way you know if someone is addicted to cigarettes….

….they buy the cartons at Costco

I… am…. a…. gum addict

I buy the cartons of gum at Costco

Probably, possibly bi-weekly or at least for sure monthly…. about…

Yeah

I got my addictions to the gums

I don’t know why

I probably have a deficiency or effects of antidepressants

I just keep wanting to chew it

Have my mouth so minty and not dry

I just don’t like to have that cotton mouth

That dryness

I’m not even that big of a stoner

So uh

Yeah ….

My name is Sami and I am a gum addict….

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