Health Insurance Today

Dude… I just want to say….

I… don’t remember health insurance being…. this… like…. ridiculous…. to sign up for….

But then also….

I never signed up for health insurance…. In my life….

I had my parents health insurance till I was 26 and then they booted me off that shit…

And then I was on the medical, welfare type health shit when I was really… you know… down…. and out and poor…ER…..

So… um…. I… never… I realized had health insurance…. like on my own as an adult….

And now… I’m trying…

Its the year twenty twenty one… and like I just don’t…

I keep thinking I don’t remember it being like this…

But now I’m just curious…. Was it always this fucking bad????

I mean… I went online… and I thought I was gonna like type some stuff in and it was going to show me the boxes with different… um… price points and all the stuff that’s included… That’s what I’m expecting!!!

But no… I go online… I punch some shit in… now the whole world has my email and fucking phone number… and for days my phone has been blowing us with texts and calls and emails… not really maybe only 2 emails…. but like texts and calls… I’ve just been getting blown the fuck up for like a week straight….

{silent confused thoughtful pause}

I don’t think it was like that before… I’m really confused…

I just wanted to see the boxes with the price tag and what I get and what I need…

Why the fuck did I just get this dude messaging me for days?!?!

I finally just said like dude can we just do this through text I don’t want to talk to you… And this mother fucker… Just tells me yeah sure just get my {????}…..

OK… I’ll get you my fucking income in a moment… like tomorrow… I just got off work…

This fool is now texting me like a bad boyfriend… Like can we talk right now???

NO!!! I just got home from fucking work and I got to go sit in the bath and rant about you… um…. No we cannot talk right now…

What the fuck is this… its after… Its almost… Seven!…. I’m like… should be in pajama’s by now… I’m not…

But um… so yeah…

This guy like… I told him… I texted him… I will get you the numbers tomorrow…

This fool is blowing up my phone calls… can we just do it right now?… can we just talk right now?… please?!

Like… I just didn’t even respond…

This fool got smart like five minutes in and got respectful…

Like… You got to train em…

He says OK tell me what time is good for you tomorrow?

Ok finally… so I’m just like ten am… Like I said nothing else… I’ve been ignoring every call this dude has sent me after I said I’ll get you the numbers tomorrow….

I ignored his calls… 2 or 3 of them…. I ignored his texts… I mean finally I just said TEN… not even AM…

Now… I get an email… {???}… well he texts me and tells me to check my email…

Now I got to go to a fucking webinar tomorrow at 10… like what is this!?!?

I’m not trying to buy a timeshare!!!

{Long annoyed pause}

So I’m just like… I…. almost…

I’m so fucking sick of this…

I’m just gonna elect to have no health insurance because I cannot deal with this bull shit!

Like this is harassment and I really don’t think it was ever like this so why the fuck is getting health insurance like this now!?

Why do you got to do like…

Why cant you just see the boxes with the prices and the fucking things you get in it????

That’s all I want…

I want the visual…

I don’t want to talk to anybody…

And I don’t want to go to no fucking webinars!

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