“A whiney sob story”
My side of the story
Category: love
Fall so hard in love with me
{PART 1}
I want someone to….
….fall in love with me so fucking hard….
*BEFORE* they sleep with me….
….BEFORE they even had their fucking first kiss with me
Because if you haven’t fallen in love with me so fucking hard….
*BEFORE* you kiss me….
You don’t deserve to kiss me…
…OK
And also…. {Ramble, ramble, ramble, listen to the audio}
{PART 2}
I want you to fall in love with me so fucking hard…
*BEFORE* we have sex…
…So I know you love me for not just the sex…
OK
I need you to love me for the non sexual reasons…
…and that way I know…
….that you will never try to sleep with somebody else…
…because you’re so in love with all the other shit about me…
…I need you to be aware of the non sexual things….
If that makes any sense….
So when you look at these other girls…
….and they’re hotter than me…
….you’re gonna be like….. NO!!!
“But Sams got {THIS} and {THAT} and no ones got that and I fell in love with {THAT}….”
Thats when….
….maybe….
….. I’ll fall in love you…
Friends First
Only….
….if we can have a friendship last six months…
….without any intimacy….
…for six fucking months…
…without having sex…
Will I consider dating you
If we can make it six months and sex isn’t a thing tying us together…
…then maybe we have a shot at a real relationship…
Love at first sight isn’t true love
It may have been love at first sight for you
But you will never know if it’s true love till some time passes
Till you have been through some struggles
Till you have hated that person yet you still cant live with out them
That’s when you know its true love
Just cuz it was love at first sight doesn’t mean its true love
That’s just fucking infatuation
Stop fucking infatuating yourself with strangers and trying to stick your dick in them
Thank you
Sex today is sad
Girl realizes she just met a guy
She barely knows him
Jumps in bed with said guy and puts his junk inside her
They have never even spent 1 hour cuddling
or…
Never saw each other naked before
or…
Had a moment where they loved each other
and…
Never thought about having a life with each other… out of love NOT lust
They have never even had breakfast together…
Saw a sunrise together…
Gone on a hike together…
Discovered a new thing together…
Or just done couples things….
BUT NOW….
Now they have had sex
Two complete strangers have had sex
Before they ever get to know one another really
Now that they have had sex
Sex is on the mind
So uh…
You just don’t get to know people in the same way as if you never had sex with them
You know what I’m saying?…
Dick size doesn’t matter
So… size is not important to me
I have had guys with big dicks that just hurt
I have had a guy with a big skinny dick I could hardly feel
…{ramble}…
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t stay hard
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t last long
My point is…
Big dicks are more disappointing than not big dicks
To be honest
So….
It’s not about the fucking size
It’s about the connection
And…
We all know its about the clitoris
You don’t need a big dick for the clitoris…
True Love {for my cat}
True love is when you hate them
When they annoy the fuck out of you
When you wish you didn’t have them
Because they make things harder
But…
You could never
Ever…
Think about leaving them
Really…
And that is how I feel for my cat
To be fair
I’m sure she feels the same
I know she has hated me at times
I know I have annoyed her at times
But…
I know she loves me….
Screw your categories, I am who I am
The good stuff starts around 1:58 but to keep this recording unedited (mostly due to less work for me) I left the beginning mumbo jumbo in there.
I fucking hate politics
I refuse to learn them
I don’t know right wing vs left wing
Republican vs democrat
Liberal vs conservative
I have no fucking clue
Trying to figure that shit out is like the scene from “a beautiful mind”
I don’t give a fuck
…
Feminism…. fuck….
I don’t know what that is either
I don’t know if that means you are about having a guy be a gentleman or if your about “I can do it myself and I don’t need a man”
I think it’s the latter?
I think I’m the latter
…
I don’t like labels though
I am what I fucking am
You cannot check off any boxes and have me line up on the right side, left side, the middle, whatever
I am on a different fucking level
I ain’t even on the same plane as your charts
I’m 2 steps to the right and 5 steps up and a step diagonal
That’s where I am
I’m not on your Richter scale
…
Even white vs black
Even that
I just feel like
We are all fucking human
That’s my belief
That’s my side
Fuck categories
…
In relationships theses days why do we have to figure out within 3 dates if something is going to happen or not
Why are we trying to categorize our relationships from day one. Trying to put a fucking label on it.
Why can’t we just see what it fucking becomes instead of trying to make it something that it’s not.
Yet too often we sleep with someone or kiss someone before we even know them.
We don’t even know if in one month they will even be someone we can stand as a person. Yet we fucking kissed (or whatevered) them too fucking soon.
Fuck Fuckboys
No!
I do not want to have some “fun” with you.
I haven’t even met you.
Your cock is not some prized possession to me and your skills I’m sure will leave much to be desired.
I can fuck myself better than you ever will.
To hook up with you early on would be only to your pleasure.
I’m not down for pleasuring some guy I don’t even know if I can even stand as a person.
If you want me you have to prove you’re interested in more than just my body parts and looks.
I’m not looking for a sex partner.
I’m looking for my best friend.
Someone who will be there for me through thick and thin.
Comfort me in times of need.
Challenge me to be stronger.
Be my muse.
Inspire me.
Teach me new things.
Explore the unknown with me.
Let me into your world.
Show me a possible and grand future with you.
And I’ll do the same for you.
Only then (if we’re on the same page) may I be able to actually enjoy having sex with you.
Till then don’t even try to kiss me or ask me for a kiss.
Why not try to be so amazing I can’t help but ask {YOU} for a kiss…
Sami Peculiar 