Here is my story
…. “I am like the best person for somebody to ghost” ….
…. “I run the other way…. I don’t run to the god damn ghost” ….
…. “I’m not gonna fight for your attention” ….
…. “I was trying to pull this s*** out of this m***** f*****” ….
…. “I need to feel like you want to be a part of my life” ….
…. “I don’t want to play that game…. mmmm mm” ….
…. “I’m like peace m***** f*****! I’M OUT” ….
…. “It’s happy” ….
…. “I feel like if you love somebody that means you accept them for who they are” ….
…. “You can’t love someone and not accept them for who they are” ….
…. “I think that’s where a lot of relationships fail. . . They think they love each other but their love is a shallow piece of s****” ….
…. “No honey, NO” ….
…. “You just want to see them happy” ….
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“A whiney sob story”
Girl realizes she just met a guy
She barely knows him
Jumps in bed with said guy and puts his junk inside her
They have never even spent 1 hour cuddling
or…
Never saw each other naked before
or…
Had a moment where they loved each other
and…
Never thought about having a life with each other… out of love NOT lust
They have never even had breakfast together…
Saw a sunrise together…
Gone on a hike together…
Discovered a new thing together…
Or just done couples things….
BUT NOW….
Now they have had sex
Two complete strangers have had sex
Before they ever get to know one another really
Now that they have had sex
Sex is on the mind
So uh…
You just don’t get to know people in the same way as if you never had sex with them
You know what I’m saying?…
So… size is not important to me
I have had guys with big dicks that just hurt
I have had a guy with a big skinny dick I could hardly feel
…{ramble}…
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t stay hard
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t last long
My point is…
Big dicks are more disappointing than not big dicks
To be honest
So….
It’s not about the fucking size
It’s about the connection
And…
We all know its about the clitoris
You don’t need a big dick for the clitoris…
No!
I do not want to have some “fun” with you.
I haven’t even met you.
Your cock is not some prized possession to me and your skills I’m sure will leave much to be desired.
I can fuck myself better than you ever will.
To hook up with you early on would be only to your pleasure.
I’m not down for pleasuring some guy I don’t even know if I can even stand as a person.
If you want me you have to prove you’re interested in more than just my body parts and looks.
I’m not looking for a sex partner.
I’m looking for my best friend.
Someone who will be there for me through thick and thin.
Comfort me in times of need.
Challenge me to be stronger.
Be my muse.
Inspire me.
Teach me new things.
Explore the unknown with me.
Let me into your world.
Show me a possible and grand future with you.
And I’ll do the same for you.
Only then (if we’re on the same page) may I be able to actually enjoy having sex with you.
Till then don’t even try to kiss me or ask me for a kiss.
Why not try to be so amazing I can’t help but ask {YOU} for a kiss…
Sami Peculiar 