How do you know if someone is a gum addict?
Same way you know if someone is addicted to cigarettes….
….they buy the cartons at Costco
I… am…. a…. gum addict
I buy the cartons of gum at Costco
Probably, possibly bi-weekly or at least for sure monthly…. about…
I got my addictions to the gums
I don’t know why
I probably have a deficiency or effects of antidepressants
I just keep wanting to chew it
Have my mouth so minty and not dry
I just don’t like to have that cotton mouth
I’m not even that big of a stoner
My name is Sami and I am a gum addict….