“I was a young girl who wanted real… true… love… I wanted that fairytale love. Unfortunately, I was blessed with the looks of a slutty librarian and from my point of view; slutty librarians attract the worst kind of guys”
Used to call myself a slut Read More »
There’s not very many that I’ve slept with that I can be like “I’m really happy I slept with that person” and like that’s bad!
I regret everyone I’ve ever slept with Read More »
If you think I’m crazy, I get it…
Most mentally stable unstable person Read More »
I want you to fall in love with me so fucking hard… *BEFORE* we have sex…
Fall so hard in love Read More »
Girl just meets a guy. She barely knows him. Jumps in bed with said guy and puts his junk inside her…
Just cuz it was love at first sight doesn’t mean its true love…
Love at first sight is not true love Read More »
Big dicks are more disappointing than “not big dicks”
Dick size doesn’t matter Read More »
Your cock is not some prized possession to me and your skills I’m sure will leave much to be desired…
