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Fall so hard in love with me
{PART 1}
I want someone to….
….fall in love with me so fucking hard….
*BEFORE* they sleep with me….
….BEFORE they even had their fucking first kiss with me
Because if you haven’t fallen in love with me so fucking hard….
*BEFORE* you kiss me….
You don’t deserve to kiss me…
…OK
And also…. {Ramble, ramble, ramble, listen to the audio}
{PART 2}
I want you to fall in love with me so fucking hard…
*BEFORE* we have sex…
…So I know you love me for not just the sex…
OK
I need you to love me for the non sexual reasons…
…and that way I know…
….that you will never try to sleep with somebody else…
…because you’re so in love with all the other shit about me…
…I need you to be aware of the non sexual things….
If that makes any sense….
So when you look at these other girls…
….and they’re hotter than me…
….you’re gonna be like….. NO!!!
“But Sams got {THIS} and {THAT} and no ones got that and I fell in love with {THAT}….”
Thats when….
….maybe….
….. I’ll fall in love you…
Sex today is sad
Girl realizes she just met a guy
She barely knows him
Jumps in bed with said guy and puts his junk inside her
They have never even spent 1 hour cuddling
or…
Never saw each other naked before
or…
Had a moment where they loved each other
and…
Never thought about having a life with each other… out of love NOT lust
They have never even had breakfast together…
Saw a sunrise together…
Gone on a hike together…
Discovered a new thing together…
Or just done couples things….
BUT NOW….
Now they have had sex
Two complete strangers have had sex
Before they ever get to know one another really
Now that they have had sex
Sex is on the mind
So uh…
You just don’t get to know people in the same way as if you never had sex with them
You know what I’m saying?…
Dick size doesn’t matter
So… size is not important to me
I have had guys with big dicks that just hurt
I have had a guy with a big skinny dick I could hardly feel
…{ramble}…
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t stay hard
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t last long
My point is…
Big dicks are more disappointing than not big dicks
To be honest
So….
It’s not about the fucking size
It’s about the connection
And…
We all know its about the clitoris
You don’t need a big dick for the clitoris…
Fuck Fuckboys
No!
I do not want to have some “fun” with you.
I haven’t even met you.
Your cock is not some prized possession to me and your skills I’m sure will leave much to be desired.
I can fuck myself better than you ever will.
To hook up with you early on would be only to your pleasure.
I’m not down for pleasuring some guy I don’t even know if I can even stand as a person.
If you want me you have to prove you’re interested in more than just my body parts and looks.
I’m not looking for a sex partner.
I’m looking for my best friend.
Someone who will be there for me through thick and thin.
Comfort me in times of need.
Challenge me to be stronger.
Be my muse.
Inspire me.
Teach me new things.
Explore the unknown with me.
Let me into your world.
Show me a possible and grand future with you.
And I’ll do the same for you.
Only then (if we’re on the same page) may I be able to actually enjoy having sex with you.
Till then don’t even try to kiss me or ask me for a kiss.
Why not try to be so amazing I can’t help but ask {YOU} for a kiss…
Sami Peculiar 