…. “I was thinking like what am I going to talk about? I don’t know what to talk about” ….
…. “Let’s f****** do story time and let’s start at the beginning” ….
…. “I have a really bad memory. . . We’ll get to that later but. . .” ….
…. “Trying to think of the oldest memory I have of when I was little. . .” ….
…. “. . . And this one is so dumb but we’re starting at the beginning so here goes” ….
…. “Um. . . I was probably about six I think. . . I don’t know” ….
…. “I was young and we were all in the hot tub” ….
…. “. . . Six. . . Ten. . . Whatever. . .” ….
…. “. . . And I peed” …. {shhhh}
…. “I peed in the hot tub, the jacuzzi or whatever” ….
…. “I thought. . . no like I’m six. . . It’s ok. . . it’s ok I have to pee. . . I don’t want to get out. . . Everyone’s going to look at me. . .” ….
…. “My Uncle. . . Whatever ever the guy is. . . My grandma’s brother. . . I’ll call him my uncle cuz I don’t think he is by grandpa. . .he is not my grandpa. . .” ….
…. “Um. . .he. . .uh. . .he was like {WHO PEED IN THE THE JACUZZI}” ….
…. “And I was like . . . Grew up my whole life so f****** mortified. . .” ….
…. “So mortified that ummm. . . That he knew. . . Somebody peed. . . And maybe he could spot my poker face, you know?” ….
…. “At six years old I was like. . .{does he know its me, or do I have a good poker face, I don’t know I’m six! F***!}” ….
…. “NOW. . . As an adult I think about this and I’m like {come on I’m a six year old!?}” ….
…. “How much pee did I have?” ….
…. “Like an ounce of tequila? “ ….
…. “How did this uncle thing know that I peed in the pool and I’m like NO!” ….
…. “I don’t think that’s possible. . .just one six year old. . . But there was probably multiples of us in there” ….
…. “So I think we must of all f****** peed in the jacuzzi so it was concentrated enough to so that my . . . Uncle man knew we peed in the pool” ….
Sami Peculiar 