The friend zone is my jam
Let’s make sure we marinate it in the friend zone for a little bit. I want the better sex. I don’t want that cheap sex…
The friend zone is my jam Read More »
Let’s make sure we marinate it in the friend zone for a little bit. I want the better sex. I don’t want that cheap sex…
The friend zone is my jam Read More »
I hate when people bullshit you. Maybe it’s just me but I can smell that shit a mile away…
I’m a big firm believer in chemistry and you cannot feel the chemistry through a screen…
To have a heart condition is a scary fucking thing when you’re 37 years old. I know I’m not that young. But I’m not that old…
Guys think that the way to get a girl turned on these days is by saying they have a nice big dick…
Mentally stimulate me Read More »
So I played the whole Julia Roberts {Pretty Woman} thing… Like “I don’t kiss on the mouth”…
I started really young and for someone who hasn’t had sex in a long time. I have had a lot of sex…
Losing my virginity Read More »
I don’t want to just have sex with like a piece of shit… I don’t want to have sex with a fuckboy… I don’t want to have a one-night stand…
I feel like a complete piece of shit fraud idiot if I’m gonna allow you to believe that that’s not a filter. That that is my real fucking skin and that’s how I fucking look. I will not do that to you. I will not let you think that that’s no filter…
I’m trying to monitor myself and wondering when does things get serious? When am I supposed to go to the hospital? The internet is very conflicting about it… It’s like 102 fever is getting more serious… 104 fever is a medical emergency, and then 107 fever is brain damage…
Burning it up in the new year Read More »