So this one day…. meaning right now…. I uh…
I was doing my hair and makeup, I was high
Um Its ok, I had the day off
I was like what makeup should I do? What hair should I do?
And I was like what the fuck
It’s my day off
And why do I even have to do my hair or make up
So I just put it in this messy ass bun since I don’t need my hair looking great
I really wish I could just take my hair off, have a shaved head or something
But I don’t so I put it in a bun on the top of my head and I get all the hair off my neck and shoulders so it at least feels like I don’t have any hair
Except it feels like something is squeezing my head which is really annoying but I guess its the price I pay for not shaving my head
Anyway I put my hair in a weird ass bun and I have my crooked ass reject glasses on, No make up on and thought…
. . . should I at least put some mascara on?
. . . don’t I need like something?
Then I was like bitch
If I can fucking see at Trader Joes
A old ass man in a faded fucking rainbow tutu with a dirty wife beater pulling his luggage around waving like he is Marilyn Monroe
Yeah…I saw that the other day at Trader Joes
If I can see that
Surely,
Fucking surely,
I can walk out of the house with my hair in a bun
No makeup on
Not even mascara
Surely, I can do that
So that’s what I am going to do today
Sami Peculiar 