Here is my story
Getting high is like playing Luminosity
That brain game app
That’s why I smoke weed
I am exercising my brain
It just takes me to this different level of consciousness and creativity
That’s why I like to smoke every day…
….rant….
Maybe this Luminosity game is actually eating my brain cells
I dont know
I think I am gaining some and eating some
Its all about balance
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{PART 1}
I want someone to….
….fall in love with me so fucking hard….
*BEFORE* they sleep with me….
….BEFORE they even had their fucking first kiss with me
Because if you haven’t fallen in love with me so fucking hard….
*BEFORE* you kiss me….
You don’t deserve to kiss me…
…OK
And also…. {Ramble, ramble, ramble, listen to the audio}
{PART 2}
I want you to fall in love with me so fucking hard…
*BEFORE* we have sex…
…So I know you love me for not just the sex…
OK
I need you to love me for the non sexual reasons…
…and that way I know…
….that you will never try to sleep with somebody else…
…because you’re so in love with all the other shit about me…
…I need you to be aware of the non sexual things….
If that makes any sense….
So when you look at these other girls…
….and they’re hotter than me…
….you’re gonna be like….. NO!!!
“But Sams got {THIS} and {THAT} and no ones got that and I fell in love with {THAT}….”
Thats when….
….maybe….
….. I’ll fall in love you…
In the future looking back at photos from 2020 are going to be funny
Our grand children are going to be like
“Grandpa, what’s on grandma’s face? Right under her chin? That cloth diaper looking thing”
We will be like
“Oh honey that was 2020, that’s the Covid era, we don’t talk about that time, that was a bad time”
It may have been love at first sight for you
But you will never know if it’s true love till some time passes
Till you have been through some struggles
Till you have hated that person yet you still cant live with out them
That’s when you know its true love
Just cuz it was love at first sight doesn’t mean its true love
That’s just fucking infatuation
Stop fucking infatuating yourself with strangers and trying to stick your dick in them
Thank you
So this one day…. meaning right now…. I uh…
I was doing my hair and makeup, I was high
Um Its ok, I had the day off
I was like what makeup should I do? What hair should I do?
And I was like what the fuck
It’s my day off
And why do I even have to do my hair or make up
So I just put it in this messy ass bun since I don’t need my hair looking great
I really wish I could just take my hair off, have a shaved head or something
But I don’t so I put it in a bun on the top of my head and I get all the hair off my neck and shoulders so it at least feels like I don’t have any hair
Except it feels like something is squeezing my head which is really annoying but I guess its the price I pay for not shaving my head
Anyway I put my hair in a weird ass bun and I have my crooked ass reject glasses on, No make up on and thought…
. . . should I at least put some mascara on?
. . . don’t I need like something?
Then I was like bitch
If I can fucking see at Trader Joes
A old ass man in a faded fucking rainbow tutu with a dirty wife beater pulling his luggage around waving like he is Marilyn Monroe
Yeah…I saw that the other day at Trader Joes
If I can see that
Surely,
Fucking surely,
I can walk out of the house with my hair in a bun
No makeup on
Not even mascara
Surely, I can do that
So that’s what I am going to do today
Girl realizes she just met a guy
She barely knows him
Jumps in bed with said guy and puts his junk inside her
They have never even spent 1 hour cuddling
or…
Never saw each other naked before
or…
Had a moment where they loved each other
and…
Never thought about having a life with each other… out of love NOT lust
They have never even had breakfast together…
Saw a sunrise together…
Gone on a hike together…
Discovered a new thing together…
Or just done couples things….
BUT NOW….
Now they have had sex
Two complete strangers have had sex
Before they ever get to know one another really
Now that they have had sex
Sex is on the mind
So uh…
You just don’t get to know people in the same way as if you never had sex with them
You know what I’m saying?…
So… size is not important to me
I have had guys with big dicks that just hurt
I have had a guy with a big skinny dick I could hardly feel
…{ramble}…
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t stay hard
I had a guy with a big dick who couldn’t last long
My point is…
Big dicks are more disappointing than not big dicks
To be honest
So….
It’s not about the fucking size
It’s about the connection
And…
We all know its about the clitoris
You don’t need a big dick for the clitoris…
Sami Peculiar 