Only…
If we can have a friendship last six months…
Without any intimacy….
For six f****** months…
Without having sex…
Then I will I consider dating you…
If we can make it six months and sex isn’t a thing tying us together…
Then maybe we have a shot at a REAL relationship…
I need to build a really strong relationship with you without sex…
Maybe… If we can do that… Then I will feel comfortable enough to have sex with you…
But… I definitely need that strong non-sexual relationship first…
It seems like guys don’t seem to get that…
You tell them on the first date that you don’t want to have sex for six fucking months…
You know… You want to get to know the damn person…
If you tell them that and then they try to have fucking sex with you by date three…
You motherfucker… I fucking told you on day one… No…
So if you try to have sex with me too soon after the fact that I’ve already told you do to not try to have sex with me…
You’re fucking out dude…
Im done…
I can’t take that kind of disrespect…