Giving up on love
I guess I just felt never good enough that they ever wanted to have a real relationship with me. I was just good enough for them to make time to stick their dick in me.
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I can’t get off with a hook up
I don’t give a fuck how good your skills are. How good your dick is. You probably aren’t gonna make me ‘come’ and that’s just fucking facts…
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I don’t chase dick
The audacity… You dumb motherfucker… You think you have shown me enough worth or reason to chase you?
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The friend zone is my jam
Let’s make sure we marinate it in the friend zone for a little bit. I want the better sex. I don’t want that cheap sex…
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Bullshit Stinks
I hate when people bullshit you. Maybe it’s just me but I can smell that shit a mile away…
Internet Dating
I’m a big firm believer in chemistry and you cannot feel the chemistry through a screen…
Broken Heart
To have a heart condition is a scary fucking thing when you’re 37 years old. I know I’m not that young. But I’m not that old…
Mentally stimulate me
Guys think that the way to get a girl turned on these days is by saying they have a nice big dick…
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First Kiss
So I played the whole Julia Roberts {Pretty Woman} thing… Like “I don’t kiss on the mouth”…
Losing my virginity
I started really young and for someone who hasn’t had sex in a long time. I have had a lot of sex…
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